It’s April! No foolin! “Jason X” comes out this month. I’ll either be a hero or a friggin looser for life. We’ll see. Look, Ma, I’m writin movies for a living! It’s been in the can for, what? Two years? Well we wrapped two years ago. The whole freakin story is on the net so who knows what will happen. The movie is a huge Kazaa download. Why spend ten bucks when a fast internet connection can have it for free? Looks like we’re up against Angelina Jolie. She’s awful perty. But she’s not the worry. The worry is “Scorpion King”. Dwain “The Rock’s” new action flick. The Rock is gonna still be strong the second weekend and will probably kick our tails. I think you can bet on that. And the following week “Spiderman” unleashes and will squash us into complete nothingness. We got one shot and that’s to have a decent weekend. Jimmy’s thinking 20 million. BAH, I’f that happens I’ll join a monk’s order and spend the rest of my years learning self oral. I’d love to see 10. Not great but it won’t be considered a flop.
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