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Lovecraft’s Afterbirth

Love is a dude I met through the Fridaythe13thfilms.com chat room. I’ve met several of the guys there…well…online that is and I like’em. They treat me like crap and the normalness of that pleases me. On occasion some joker will enter the room and start doing the Mr. Farmer this and Mr. Farmer that but the regulars there tend to shut them down pretty fast. I guess I’ve been stopping in at the board a few times a week since way before Jason X came out and got into the routine.
Anyway, Love’s brother has a radio show on some campus in Arkansas or Deleware and he asked if I’d be willing to do an interview. While Mel, Natalie and I were out tonight we pulled over long enough for me to do the show.
It was the same ol’ same ol’ until they turned the conversation to sex. “How many drinks does it take before you can get your wife to do anal?” I don’t recall what I said but Mel told me later I should have said, “I gotta have at least six drinks before I let me why do me anal.” Ahh, that’s my wife. Always thinking.